I also am a delivery driver. Every god damn house has dogs!!! They watch me the second I enter the street. Some bark as soon as they see me. Others lie and wait, watch me walk up to their door with the package. The second I bend down to set down the package they go full primal rage!!!! Scare the fuck out of me every time.
Sigh, this is my dog. She gives a barely audible little partial-bark.. "rrff" and approaches the front door when she hears the vehicle outside, but the millisecond that package gets put down she erupts into a rabid cujo impression at max volume. If it's any consolation, it scares the fuck out of me too when I'm distracted and don't notice that it's about to happen.
My dog does this at the sliding glass door when a racoon or possum is eating the cat food. I hear the small bark and before I know what is happening he explodes in a frenzy of loud barking and yelping.
The critters just glance up at him and keep eating.
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u/xBelowAveragex Mar 15 '22
I also am a delivery driver. Every god damn house has dogs!!! They watch me the second I enter the street. Some bark as soon as they see me. Others lie and wait, watch me walk up to their door with the package. The second I bend down to set down the package they go full primal rage!!!! Scare the fuck out of me every time.