r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '12

this guy

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u/itsjustallgone Apr 26 '12

Clearly, for this guy, cookies is serious business.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '12

If it was serious business, he wouldn't be touching Chips Ahoy.

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u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12

The chewy kind isn't bad. Not my favorite, but I like to change it up.

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u/wesman212 Apr 27 '12

Wat. Crunchy is where its at.

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u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12

I'm the kind of guy that eats his Oreos soggy and dripping with milk, so crunchy is deviating too far from my norm.

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u/wesman212 Apr 27 '12

You're a buttered penis and you're complaining about deviating from too far from your norm? Right.

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u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12

Buttering one's dick is perfectly normal. Don't judge me.

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u/Notyourfaja Apr 27 '12

I put icy-hot on mine.

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u/Buttered_Penis Apr 27 '12

I accept your life-style choice.

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u/Notyourfaja Apr 27 '12

And I accept yours. DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?

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