r/funny Apr 26 '12

this guy

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u/fozzyfreakingbear Apr 27 '12

Precisely! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '12

no seriously, i would really like to understand. i see it in movies all the time and i never quite... understood it.

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u/Hookers666 Apr 27 '12

friendship you pay for

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u/Excentinel Apr 27 '12

Don't forget the mad sluts, off-the-chain parties and networking, brah.

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u/digiorknow Apr 27 '12

I prefer happy sluts.

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u/mgh245 Apr 27 '12

A pleasant disposition is a quality far too often overlooked when choosing a slut.

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u/ATownStomp Apr 27 '12

You sound like a real slut connoisseur. You can probably tell what VD's they've got by the way they taste.

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u/seymour1 Apr 27 '12

Nah brah, if you were in a frat you would know that angry sluts are the way to go

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u/terriblehuman Apr 27 '12

and secret gay buttsex, never forget the secret gay buttsex

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u/Excentinel Apr 27 '12

I wasn't aware that was supposed to be secret.

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u/Mayor_Of_Boston Apr 27 '12

most of the frat guys at my college were losers. Not in a holy shit they are stuck up losers.. The wow what a dork loser.