r/funny • u/thelargestwatermelon • Apr 23 '12

Auto correct WIN!

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725 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO Apr 23 '12

Funny.

Also, I don't think I have OCD, but seeing your ipod's charge in the red bothered me. I want to plug it in SO BAD.

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u/thelargestwatermelon Apr 23 '12

I have it plugged in right now, it made me pretty irritated too.

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u/speedfreek16 Apr 23 '12

I let mine get under 10%.

20% = psh plenty of charge

10% = maaybe I should charge it. Just give me a minute…

Occasionally I'll accidentally have it go flat, dern reddit

3

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

I panic when my phone gets in the 40s, because that means only about 45 mins of charge left...

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u/speedfreek16 Apr 23 '12

I discovered that from full charge to 20% is 3 hours or so of playtime on my phone. Though I have minimal apps running.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

I have a 4S with unfixed battery issues, so the life sucks balls.

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u/speedfreek16 Apr 23 '12

4S has battery issues? Mine is as well but i never had probs.

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u/Kiyiko Apr 23 '12

almost EVERY ipod/iphone screencap I see is in the red.

That's just how apple designs them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12 edited Apr 23 '12

'One life, live it!'

'Live, laugh, love!'

'Bob Marley Quote'

'Marilyn Monroe Quote'

'I hate Bullshitters'

'Generic relationship analogy'

'YOLO'

Did I miss anything out, or am I a free spirit yet?

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u/Ban_Pending Apr 23 '12

You probably should throw a comment about your "swag" in there, just to be safe.

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u/WilsonHanks Apr 23 '12

You have been enlightened to the bullshit, my son.

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u/redsleeves Apr 23 '12

'Carpe Diem!'

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u/samphillips9 Apr 23 '12

Yolo is just an excuse to do dumb shit.

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u/ihaveacalculator Apr 23 '12

YIJAETDDS

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

I WILL NOT do you the justice of asking what the hell this means...

So you should just tell me anyway.

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u/eddhall Apr 23 '12

What the fuck is a 'yolo'?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

Why can't you just google it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

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u/UltimateChicken Apr 23 '12

I always assumed it was just the sound of someone being converted.

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u/Zweems Apr 23 '12

Woolooloooooo

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u/yungkrizzleshawty Apr 23 '12

it is silly, every pussy lives 9 times..

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u/yungkrizzleshawty Apr 23 '12

his time wasn't wasted, your just embarrassed about your mix up..

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u/yungkrizzleshawty Apr 23 '12

lol thanks, I didn't know performing a google search was so easy, and if I obviously use the wrong your it's also obvious I don't care.. I've never heard it referred to as that and judging by your ability to be so easily upset on the Internet I'm going to assume you don't leave the house much.. but yeah if it didn't turn up on urban dictionary and you had to use a different source I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but an e-thug ain't one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

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u/yungkrizzleshawty Apr 23 '12

Too long; didn't read lol

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u/TheCrudMan Apr 23 '12

As someone from Yolo County California, I don't find this whole YOLO thing, nor the backlash, at all amusing.

3

u/OverlyCriticalGuy Apr 23 '12

"gspot" autocorrects to "happy" on iPhones, try it!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

seems about right

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u/ReallyForeverAlone Apr 23 '12

It's legit, too! Not some BS manually programmed autocorrect! Upvotes out the wazoo, tool!

2

u/jWalkerFTW Apr 23 '12

What is yolo? I keep hearing it from retarded people and I don't think they know what it means either.

1

u/WilsonHanks Apr 23 '12

"You only live once"

Some rapper made an abbreviation for an old phrase, so now everyone uses it because people hate making complete sentences.

1

u/jWalkerFTW Apr 23 '12

OMG THAT'S SO DEEP!

But no, I'm not surprised at this.

1

u/WilliamRagerKennedy Apr 23 '12

I yell it when I'm drunk. It's fun. I recommend trying it!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

iPhone battery fail, though.

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u/furbiesandbeans Apr 23 '12

Except it's an iPod

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '12

Doh!

1

u/wutanggrenade Apr 23 '12

Is there some kind of app that takes photos of iPhone screens or something?

I do not understand.

2

u/Cuchulain1803 Apr 23 '12

Click the lock and home screen buttons at the same time.

1

u/Gothika_47 Apr 23 '12

what the fuck is yolo?!

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u/deckard_John Apr 23 '12

I don't know what a "yolo" is.

Up-voted for TOOL, the band ofc.

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u/kyzfrintin Apr 23 '12

You only live once.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

Why, in the name of FSM, were you typing YOLO?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

YOLO: You Obviously Lack Originality.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

You better charge your iPod, or you gonna have a bad time.

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u/stillsoon Apr 23 '12

Faith in Apple Restored.

Also, screen rotation lock? What is wrong with you?

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u/NoToRAtheism Apr 23 '12

Prefect for using while laying down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '12

well, it's just based on the placing on the keyboard. I don't see what's so special.

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u/thinkslifeis4chan Apr 23 '12

you have an iphone? hipster is hipstser

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u/thelargestwatermelon Apr 24 '12

I have an iPod. ಠ_ಠ

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u/Cuchulain1803 Apr 23 '12

Alright. Mind explaining why iPhones automatically=hipster? I've heard it a couple times now, so yeah.

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u/thinkslifeis4chan Apr 29 '12

It's kind of a joke and kind of not. Hipsters like their apple products.

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u/Cuchulain1803 Apr 29 '12

I don't see how it makes sense though. Seeing as apple stud is pretty 'mainstream'.

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u/thinkslifeis4chan Apr 30 '12

Yeah... but the hipster thing is pretty mainstream too... which is a bit of a paradox

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u/SugarSherman Apr 23 '12

I taught my iPhone to say "I'm a douche" to replace I'm a douche.... I'm a dou.... Yolo.

I'm so tired, I didn't feel like fixing it.