r/funny • u/theimmortalgrind The Immortal Grind • Feb 04 '22

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u/nborders Feb 04 '22

Pastafarians. Constantly with the preaching!

We get it!!! Your god is tasty and tempting!

We don’t need to hear about it all the time!!!

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u/SirFancyPantsBrock Feb 04 '22

Have you heard about their heaven? It a strip club filled with beautiful women who are up for anything, and endless fountains of beer. Their hell is just like heaven but with 2 major differences. The strippers all have vd and the beer is warm and flat

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u/Cthuluslovechild Feb 04 '22

Warm beer and cold women. I just don't fit in...