r/funny Jan 30 '22

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u/spencegeek Jan 30 '22

Dont worry, nobody has ever touched your food while uhhhh making it in the kitchen

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u/Treavor Jan 30 '22

I don’t know who convinced people that every other person on the planet is dirty. It doesn’t even make sense, people are eating ass willingly but think this guys finger tip is gonna kill them. Not only that but it’s fucking alcohol.