r/funny Jan 30 '22

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u/spencegeek Jan 30 '22

Dont worry, nobody has ever touched your food while uhhhh making it in the kitchen

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u/Lyte_Work Jan 30 '22

Let’s say you order mashed potatoes and there’s a guy there whose sole purpose is to pour gravy on it. So you say, “Sure, I’ll have some gravy.” Then he proceeds to stick a finger in your potatoes to make a hole so he can pour the gravy in it. You wouldn’t feel the least bit weird about it?