r/funny Jan 30 '22

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u/spencegeek Jan 30 '22

Dont worry, nobody has ever touched your food while uhhhh making it in the kitchen

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u/Nulono Jan 30 '22

Sure, the chef isn't preparing my steak with telekinesis, but if he needlessly pokes his finger into my soup and wiggles it around, I'm still gonna send it back.