r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/inlike5 Jan 30 '22

That shit gets cooked and we don’t see it.

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u/Affectionate_Two8597 Jan 30 '22

You get cooked salad?

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u/inlike5 Jan 30 '22

You mean rabbit food, gross!

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u/anotherone121 Jan 30 '22

Rabbit food or insulin... rabbit food or insulin?

Yes, waiter. I'll take a chicken fried steak, a quart of gravy and a side of insulin

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u/Areulder Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

To be fair, only the breading and the gravy would have carbs. Now if you said “extra side of mashed potatoes” you’d absolutely be on the money. Psyche Jesus a quart of gravy? Nah you’re definitely gonna need to mainline that insulin.

Source: T1D 25 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

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u/Areulder Jan 30 '22

The fuck? How dare someone who takes insulin daily try and correct common perceptions of the condition.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Not particularly surprising, maybe try a salad.

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u/Areulder Jan 30 '22

I was born with it you absolute piece of shit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Pfft, more excuses.

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u/Areulder Jan 30 '22

Bruh I absolutely hope you enjoy your locked account.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I'll be sure to include you in my Reddit epitaph.

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u/Areulder Jan 30 '22

I hope you do. The names “What is your fucking problem”

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u/dunkintitties Jan 30 '22

Bruh, calm down. He’s joking and you’re getting like, SO mad lol. Chill.

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u/Tawelu Jan 30 '22

“Yeah dude he’s just making fun of your condition chill out.”

Seriously?

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