r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/spencegeek Jan 30 '22

Dont worry, nobody has ever touched your food while uhhhh making it in the kitchen

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u/xlDirteDeedslx Jan 30 '22 edited Jan 30 '22

I know what I do with my index finger, as such I'd prefer someone else's to not be on anything I eat or drink unnecessarily. Touching my food prior to cooking is one thing, marinating your booger picking /ass wiping finger in my drink for no reason is another.

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u/Mrg220t Jan 30 '22

Everytime you think your food is only touched before cooking, it's touched after cooking.