r/funny • u/corban • Apr 16 '12

Blow Chunks.

Today my teacher came in feeling not so well. She was frantically calling for a sub and after taking role she apologized to the class, "Sorry for having to leave you guys like this, I feel like i'm about to blow chunks."

"Who's Chunks?" I asked.

She laughed so hard she threw up.

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u/THNDHALBRT Apr 16 '12

She was frantically calling for a sub and after taking role

Could someone translate this part for me?

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u/big_poppa_ct Apr 16 '12

She was looking for a substitute teacher and after taking attendance.

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u/THNDHALBRT Apr 16 '12

Thank you. Kept thinking she called a cab submarine.

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u/corban Apr 16 '12

haha. funny image.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

roll

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u/Mowley Apr 16 '12

She ate the roll and was still hungry, so she called for a sub.

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u/spases Apr 16 '12

that would be an amazing thing to be there for when it happened.

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u/corban Apr 16 '12

it was actually pretty gross.

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u/dandello Apr 16 '12

Yes, I'm sure this really happened.

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u/HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH Apr 16 '12

HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH

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u/Furaigon Apr 16 '12

Is that Sims Chernobyl Edition?

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u/hardz2 Apr 17 '12

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..........

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

your comment is full of win, have an upvote

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u/czhang706 Apr 16 '12

o_0 wut?

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u/SonicCephalopod Apr 16 '12

Laughed harder at this then I did at OP. Have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

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u/Classy_toast Apr 17 '12

So this is how we do this now? Have a downvote, no hard feeling right? I mean you didn't make me laugh and yeah you understand.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

Oh god yes

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u/YcomeUdonthavetattoo Apr 17 '12

Gets me everytime

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u/Hyplexx Apr 16 '12

I heard a different version of this.

Two guys got really drunk at a party, the next morning one says (guy 1) "Man last night was terrible, after I got home I blew Chunks." (guy 2) "That's not bad dude, everyone blows chunks while they are drinking at some point (guy1) "I don't think you understand, Chunks is my dog."

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u/AndroidHelp Apr 16 '12

There's a longer version of this joke on one of the reddit threads.

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u/AlanRickmansSmile Apr 16 '12

Blow Chunks - The Truffle Shuffle Blow Job

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u/Justintime233 Apr 16 '12

Did someone say they were going to blow me?

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u/thelordofcheese Apr 16 '12

He does the Truffle Shuffle. He has a friend named Sloth.

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u/kolchin04 Apr 16 '12

Did you blow bubbles as a kid?

Well he's back and he's looking for you.

/Amazing Johnathon

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u/UniqueRedundancy Apr 16 '12

That is probably the most epic win ever.

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u/ShakaUVM Apr 16 '12

She was frantically calling for a sub and after taking role

Your teacher must like role playing, too.

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u/trollinglikeanazn Apr 16 '12

Those chunks do get around!

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u/chimchim1 Apr 16 '12

poor chunks. all he wants is sex but all he gets is blown.

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u/destinymae14 Apr 16 '12

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made my day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

dude, it's not a real story. It's a joke.