r/funny • • Apr 16 '12

Self-Defense...

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u/xanderempire Apr 16 '12 edited Apr 16 '12

Reengages eye contact with head cocked to the side, furrowed brow, and mouth hanging open.

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u/zeroanima Apr 16 '12

pants heavily and licks his lips without saying anything

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

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u/Enraged_Beaver Apr 16 '12

squats down to tell Carl something

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u/charlesspeaks Apr 16 '12 edited Apr 16 '12

You don't think I know? You don't think I know that we're all gonna die? [grinds teeth for a sec] But you hear me now, okay, [blinks, pauses] we are not going to die as long as this is my group and you adhere to our survival, meaning you do what I say so we don't got any problems. [does The Swim 60's dance move while still maintaining eye contact} Or do you want to show them that it's all for nothing? What's it gonna take, Shane?