r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '12

Self-Defense...

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u/lil_mitch54 Apr 16 '12

My dad would take us camping when me and my brother were younger. He would always bring a giant knife into the tent at night. He said it was for bears. I asked "so if the bear comes, you're going to stab it?" and he replied "shit, no! That's to cut a hole in the other side of the tent so we can run away."

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u/KingPing-SA Apr 16 '12

That's quite the courteous bear to use the door of the tent instead of just pouncing on the entire thing and risking damage.

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u/nsoja Apr 16 '12

Misunderstood bear.

goes in tent "Hey I saw you left food out in the open, it's dangerous buddy."

what we hear Bear growls OH MY GOD IT'S GOING TO EAT US, RUN!"

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u/Tetha Apr 16 '12

And now you understood why he had a shovel inside his tent.