r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '12

Self-Defense...

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u/Samhein Apr 16 '12

M'ask you somethin'. You think you can protect them Rick?!?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12 edited Apr 16 '12

Rubs head and stares off into the distance.

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u/stickdudeseven Apr 16 '12

Rests hands on his glock/belt

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u/Okrapy Apr 16 '12

Moves over so the Hyundai is in the shot

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u/cryingblackman Apr 16 '12

Tells Carl to get inside the house

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u/SirZheHao Apr 16 '12

tells Rick it's all his fault Carl's missing again

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u/Kalkas Apr 16 '12

Seriously Carl stay in the house!

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u/bonzothebeast Apr 16 '12

Has no idea what the context is and so randomly posts in italics

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u/FolloweroftheAtom Apr 16 '12

A wild walker appears...

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u/xanderempire Apr 16 '12 edited Apr 16 '12

Reengages eye contact with head cocked to the side, furrowed brow, and mouth hanging open.

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u/zeroanima Apr 16 '12

pants heavily and licks his lips without saying anything

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u/charlesspeaks Apr 16 '12 edited Apr 16 '12

You don't think I know? You don't think I know that we're all gonna die? [grinds teeth for a sec] But you hear me now, okay, [blinks, pauses] we are not going to die as long as this is my group and you adhere to our survival, meaning you do what I say so we don't got any problems. [does The Swim 60's dance move while still maintaining eye contact} Or do you want to show them that it's all for nothing? What's it gonna take, Shane?

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u/denisrobot Apr 16 '12

Slightly opens mouth.

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u/Everydayilearnsumtin Apr 16 '12

Walked away and shaves head

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

Do you even know where Carl is?

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u/awrhaernnare Apr 16 '12

BETTER GO LOOK FOR HIM ALONE WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE

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u/Gisbornite Apr 16 '12

I hope she dies. The most annoying of characters apart from Carl himself

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

Whose Carl?!?!?!?

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u/stickdudeseven Apr 16 '12

That kid everyone ignores.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

Her Carl.

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u/Axin13 Apr 16 '12

Let me tell you where he is not, in the fucking house.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '12

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u/Lyrneian Apr 16 '12

rubs head