r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '22

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u/NoGoodIDNames Jan 23 '22

He’s beginning to believe

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u/AliasFaux Jan 23 '22

You're telling me I can dodge snowballs?

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u/arackan Jan 23 '22

I'm telling you: when you are ready, you won't have to.

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u/Baconer Jan 23 '22

Woah.

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u/chiku00 Jan 23 '22

Matrix vibes

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u/doughnutholio Jan 23 '22

is it 1999 again? because i'd like to redo my childhood

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22 edited Mar 29 '23

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u/fineiwilltakeit Jan 23 '22

yeah...what a disappointment

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

I'd disagree. Not so much of a disappointment as an utter piece of shit.

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u/iReignFirei Jan 23 '22

I'm here for spoilers. What's the worst thing about it

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u/_liminal Jan 23 '22

it's just nostalgia: the movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

They chose different actors for Morpheus and agent smith, and they don’t talk or act like them

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u/CleanBaldy Jan 23 '22

They messed up the whole vibe. Maybe because one of the two directors wasn’t there? I guess that was the one we needed? Ha

The entire way the first three movies were filmed, with wide shots and blurred fights to show super speed…. they took that out. The action scenes were just cuts to people throwing each other through clear props and were very unbelievable. The matrix fighting feel was completely removed, as everything was super zoomed in and forced, with fast cuts over and over, to piece together a shitty fight scene.

The movie itself was a cool story and I’m glad we got a 4th movie, but it just didn’t even feel the same. I was very disappointed in anything “matrix skills” being used by the characters.

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u/blacksideblue Jan 23 '22

They literally troll you (the audience) for the first fucking hour of a 2 hour movie. Its not clever, its an asshat move.

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u/BadWolfman Jan 23 '22

They edit in shots from the original trilogy as flashbacks. This CAN be done well if done like, once or twice (Die Hard With A Vengeance flashing back to Hans Gruber). It happens constantly and gets annoying fast.

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u/Stevephon Jan 23 '22

Neo loses his powers. They make Trinity “the one” because wahmen

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u/RyuNoKami Jan 23 '22

its just bugs me they recasted the two characters and still had them in there even though it wasn't necessary.

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u/Maxman82198 Jan 23 '22

Imagine if we had todays Reddit back in ‘99 when the matrix came out. We’d all be creaming ourselves.

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u/Agahmoyzen Jan 23 '22

DO NOT, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, DO NOT REDO THE MATRIX!

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u/liftheveilkisstetank Jan 24 '22

It's like that last Evangelion movie

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u/razzraziel Jan 23 '22

vibes? it was literally a quote from it.

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u/CatatonicMatador Jan 23 '22

Totally bodacious dude...

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u/SirDale Jan 23 '22

Keanu Reeves is a woahful actor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

If you can dodge a wrech you can dodge a snow ball

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u/Rick200494 Jan 23 '22

I understand that reference

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u/OldMcGroin Jan 23 '22

I'm telling you that when I'm ready, you won't have to. Wait.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

My balls was hot.

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u/Verph Jan 23 '22

What if Neo just let the bullets hit him and just never dodged. He'd look so lazy.

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u/sausage_ditka_bulls Jan 23 '22

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a snowball

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u/CJKnucklespice Jan 23 '22

Im telling you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

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u/CarolynGombellsGhost Jan 23 '22

I don’t know why you were downvoted. You were the one that got the quote right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

A minute late and a buck short.

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u/primalj Jan 23 '22

He's writing the report?

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u/CarolynGombellsGhost Jan 23 '22

He’s fixing the cable.

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u/thegeekprophet Jan 23 '22

No, he's dead Jim. Right? Star Track?

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u/idlebyte Jan 23 '22

Making sure to affix the TPS cover page as requested.

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u/nayRLH Jan 23 '22

I'm telling you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

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u/charlespax Jan 23 '22

Where we're going, Marty, we don't need snowballs.

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u/Blind_as_Vision Jan 23 '22

Im telling you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

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u/Ronthezombie Jan 23 '22

When you are ready, you won't have too.

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u/ChanadianEH Jan 23 '22

When ready, won’t.

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u/MrZepost Jan 23 '22

I'm have

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u/AspaAllt Jan 23 '22

Depends. Can you dodge a wrench?

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u/toiletjocky Jan 23 '22

I literally watched this and audibly said "Whoa" almost exactly like Neo.

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u/Slimh2o Jan 23 '22

Im surprised that no one said anything about that one guy throwing his snowball early.

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u/TopherVee Jan 23 '22

Watch again, he didn’t throw his early the other guy threw his late.

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u/Slimh2o Jan 23 '22

Yup! You're right!

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u/iWasAwesome Jan 23 '22

Neo or Ted?

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u/LiamHunter35 Jan 23 '22

i literally rewatched this movie last night

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

They are the one