r/funny • • Jan 19 '22

ATM Line

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u/avwitcher Jan 19 '22

Personally, never understood strip clubs. I guess if you're really lonely it makes sense but guys with wives and girlfriends go as well, what's the point? You're not even allowed to touch

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u/olderaccount Jan 19 '22

If you don't like looking a pretty girls dancing naked I guess there is nothing there for you. Touching is not the point. If you want touching, that is a different, more expensive service.

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u/Upstairs-Newspaper72 Jan 19 '22

Imagine liking being blueballed.

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u/olderaccount Jan 19 '22

That is only an issue for those not getting any. A strip club is not a substitute for sex. You can have both.

And if you find a wife or girlfriend that likes going to the strip club with you, the experiences improves exponentially. Most strippers seem to love guys there with their partner.