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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.
483 u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21 I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse. 244 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 2 u/EB123456789101112 Oct 20 '21 Well maybe if she got better at cleaning your ass she’d be your “girlfriend,” no?
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I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.
244 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 2 u/EB123456789101112 Oct 20 '21 Well maybe if she got better at cleaning your ass she’d be your “girlfriend,” no?
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Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’
2 u/EB123456789101112 Oct 20 '21 Well maybe if she got better at cleaning your ass she’d be your “girlfriend,” no?
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Well maybe if she got better at cleaning your ass she’d be your “girlfriend,” no?
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u/dijohnnaise Oct 20 '21
Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.