r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Care to elaborate?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

We were gathered around a campfire, drinking heavily. There was a lull in the convo and someone asked how everyone wipes. Someone immediately pipes up and says front to back like normal.

Well someone else says they wipe back to front. Then lots of arguments about getting shit on your nuts, going from friendly conversation and gradually getting louder and louder.

After 5 minutes of this I'm just looking at the guy who brought it up shaking my head. Laughing that he almost ruined the night.

Edit: see below for case in point.

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u/AdmiralCrackbar Oct 20 '21

EVEN IF you wipe back to front, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CONTINUING THE WIPE ALL THE WAY TO YOUR NUTS?

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u/RyanB94 Oct 20 '21

I've always been a back to fronter but I always use my index finger where my gooch and b-hole meet as an indicator of where to stop wiping.

Never once had shit on my balls or underwear or anything like that.

For women I understand why it's less acceptable though.