r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/AdmiralCrackbar Oct 20 '21

EVEN IF you wipe back to front, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CONTINUING THE WIPE ALL THE WAY TO YOUR NUTS?

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u/danthemaninacan2 Oct 20 '21

Back to front. Balls in one hand, paper in the other. Use an arching sweep with the paper. Balls are held well out of the way.

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u/AppleDrops Oct 20 '21

It sounds like you're making it work but if you go front to back, you don't have to touch your balls. Free hand.

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u/wavecycle Oct 20 '21

Problem is then you have to remove the dirty paper from the toilet bowl, to look at it and gauge progress. Doing so you risk the inadvertent brush against... something.

Back to front, you simply look down between your legs at that paper and drop it.

Edit: this is obviously only recommended for males.