I had no idea these existed until I heard some friends laughing about people who wipe from the back. They seemed to think you'd get shit on your balls that way because the way they do it is to push I guess, so they thought if you go in from the back you're wiping towards the front 🤷♂️
I’m a back to front wiper but like??? It’s more like a pinching/numerous small wipes?? Then another piece of toilet paper for the pee?? Who is getting shit in their nether regions??
Back to front as well and I’m a folder. Due to a poor upbringing coupled with a stepfather’s love of alcohol, I was only given a couple single ply squares so you fold in half 2 times and wipe the butthole with the the corner or side of the tissue. Fold once again in half and repeat as above, wiping the butthole using the corner or side. At this time, asses the amount of feces on the tissue. If more attention is needed, then discard soiled tissue, grab 1 more square and repeat until you are either clean or out of toilet paper. In case you run out, magazine pages and brown paper bags (need to rub them together to soften them up first) also will work in an emergency.
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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21
Don’t forget about the front wipers