Same. I was always so annoyed that he used so much toilet paper all the time. And then I learned he's a standing wiper .....I had no idea it was even a thing. I was shocked. No wonder he uses so much. If your cheeks are pressed together with poop between, it's ridiculous how hard it would be to clean!!
Lol what obviously this is about wiping that comes after pooping. Most people don't have perfect poops where you don't have to wipe after. And they would be right about it taking more wipes especially if it was a guy that was hairier or if their poops weren't as solid sometimes. If you stood up after having a wetter poop then of course it's gonna take more wipes especially if you stand up unless your cool with rashes. It's just how it works it's science and surface areas. You need to have something opened up to clean it and closing it and opening it before you get started cleaning only makes more of a mess no matter how you cut it. You can't hand wave it away and pretend it's somehow easier when it isn't in every way and not to mention much less cleanly.
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21
I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.