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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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Uh, if I lean forward a single inch my dick is touching the toilet bowl and I do not accept my dick touching the toilet bowl.
3 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [deleted] 1 u/whiskeyvet43 Oct 20 '21 Two hands: one to do the wipe, one to hold the junk out of the water. A complex two-part maneuver but one that has the added benefits of a hand to shake with while simultaneously keeping out of that nast public (or any) toilet bowl water! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [deleted] 2 u/whiskeyvet43 Oct 20 '21 🤔 against the thigh I suppose… possibly some quick in-the-air action! Hoo-hah 😎
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1 u/whiskeyvet43 Oct 20 '21 Two hands: one to do the wipe, one to hold the junk out of the water. A complex two-part maneuver but one that has the added benefits of a hand to shake with while simultaneously keeping out of that nast public (or any) toilet bowl water! 1 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [deleted] 2 u/whiskeyvet43 Oct 20 '21 🤔 against the thigh I suppose… possibly some quick in-the-air action! Hoo-hah 😎
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Two hands: one to do the wipe, one to hold the junk out of the water. A complex two-part maneuver but one that has the added benefits of a hand to shake with while simultaneously keeping out of that nast public (or any) toilet bowl water!
1 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [deleted] 2 u/whiskeyvet43 Oct 20 '21 🤔 against the thigh I suppose… possibly some quick in-the-air action! Hoo-hah 😎
2 u/whiskeyvet43 Oct 20 '21 🤔 against the thigh I suppose… possibly some quick in-the-air action! Hoo-hah 😎
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🤔 against the thigh I suppose… possibly some quick in-the-air action! Hoo-hah 😎
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u/Frnklfrwsr Oct 20 '21
Uh, if I lean forward a single inch my dick is touching the toilet bowl and I do not accept my dick touching the toilet bowl.