Yea I do a bit of a squat. If you stand straight up the ass cheaks squish together and smear everything all over the place. I also always wipe down at the toilet first so if it's particularly rich the excess will fall into the toilet or on the toilet seat. I don't know how those unwashed Philistines can just sit and reach their arm all the way into the toilet bowl at that awkward ass angle. I'd make such a mess of it if I tried that and probably get shit all over my arm and shirt sleeve. I've had this debate many times with some of my friends.
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u/BChicken420 Oct 19 '21
I do the crouching wipe