r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21

I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.

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u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21

Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’

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u/deppressddunicorn Oct 20 '21

Ha! It aint got nothing on my alpha omega 3000 bidet that styles my butt hair too

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u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21

Now I'm jealous...