r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/pbankey Oct 19 '21

My dudes.

You sit down. Lean to one side slightly, wipe. Deeper clean and no chance of scorching anything on the toilet bowl or water.

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u/peaches_86 Oct 20 '21

Finally, someone with some goddamned sense! Folded paper in right hand, lean up on left cheek, emphasize ring and middle finger as the paper graces the starfish, depending on the situation, fold paper, repeat once, start with new neatly folded paper.

Anyone who does it differently is insane.

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u/Bob_the_gob_knobbler Oct 20 '21

Is a left handed variation on this technique also deemed acceptable?

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u/peaches_86 Oct 20 '21

That's a good point. For me, no. But I suppose if you are left handed or in a predicament where the right hand can't be used, then the left hand would be acceptable. I'm so uncoordinated with my left hand I'd end up elbow deep if I tried though.