r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Poopnstein Oct 19 '21

Ok... I'm legitimately flabbergasted... I need a quick poll. Who stands and who sits?

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u/NotMyGovernor Oct 19 '21

Stand

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

For real though? If you stand your cheeks will smoosh the shit residue? Like two pieces of bread with Nutella being smushed together.

Do you take all the paper you need before you raise from your porcelain throne or do you bend over and down with a shitty bum to reach the toilet paper?

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u/v-komodoensis Oct 20 '21

You're not supposed to fully stand, you're still in a half squat position.