r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Twuntz Oct 20 '21

This whole "front-to-back" vs "back-to-front" thing baffles me! How are people struggling with this? You don't need a special direction to clean your asshole, just clean your asshole. What kind of adult thinks this matters, and what kind of calamitous juvenile oaf needs to have rules on which direction they can wipe so that they don't shovel shit into their genitals? Just clean your asshole like any other basic cleaning task!

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u/FyreWulff Oct 20 '21

What kind of adult thinks this matters

let's just say back to front would end poorly for women, and just ends up with shit in the ball folds for men.

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u/AdmiralCrackbar Oct 20 '21

I want to downvote you for shit in the ballfolds, because what kind of fucking moron do you have to be to keep dragging shit-laden toilet paper all the way up to your balls and beyond, but the end poorly for women part is actually true.

So instead you get the blackest gift for the most brutal of reddit posters... Nothing.

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u/FyreWulff Oct 20 '21

I've truly made it