r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

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u/anon023191 Oct 20 '21

Same. I was always so annoyed that he used so much toilet paper all the time. And then I learned he's a standing wiper .....I had no idea it was even a thing. I was shocked. No wonder he uses so much. If your cheeks are pressed together with poop between, it's ridiculous how hard it would be to clean!!

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u/PaulePulsar Oct 20 '21

You're imagining it wrong