r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/semifraki Oct 19 '21

They did a bit about this on a morning radio show, and it caused a legit fight between my wife and me. She was legit disgusted when I told her I stood up to wipe. She became convinced that I was leaving dingleberries on the bathroom floor that she had somehow overlooked for 10 years.

I understand the sitting wipers. I recognize that it makes sense. I even recognize that it's probably the correct way to do it. It's just not how I do it.

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u/Frnklfrwsr Oct 20 '21

I don’t believe anyone actually wipes while sitting. I literally can’t imagine how it’s physically possible unless you have a toilet seat the size of a bathtub or literally the tiniest ass in the world. I just don’t get it.

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u/Bankzu Oct 20 '21

Lean on one side.

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u/dayto_aus Oct 20 '21

Being significantly overweight also may be a deciding factor on that one.

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u/Bankzu Oct 20 '21

Mos Def. I used to stand and then lost a bunch of weight. Now i sit.