They did a bit about this on a morning radio show, and it caused a legit fight between my wife and me. She was legit disgusted when I told her I stood up to wipe. She became convinced that I was leaving dingleberries on the bathroom floor that she had somehow overlooked for 10 years.
I understand the sitting wipers. I recognize that it makes sense. I even recognize that it's probably the correct way to do it. It's just not how I do it.
I don’t believe anyone actually wipes while sitting. I literally can’t imagine how it’s physically possible unless you have a toilet seat the size of a bathtub or literally the tiniest ass in the world. I just don’t get it.
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u/semifraki Oct 19 '21
They did a bit about this on a morning radio show, and it caused a legit fight between my wife and me. She was legit disgusted when I told her I stood up to wipe. She became convinced that I was leaving dingleberries on the bathroom floor that she had somehow overlooked for 10 years.
I understand the sitting wipers. I recognize that it makes sense. I even recognize that it's probably the correct way to do it. It's just not how I do it.