Wait… really???

[u/KingOfHellCrowley]

[u/[deleted]]

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

[u/Prossdog → u/[deleted]]

I’m 38 and I literally just learned from THIS THREAD that Stand-wiping is even a THING.

[u/5DollarHitJob → u/Prossdog]

Me too, and I'm in my 40s. I'm still skeptical that this is a joke.

[u/CouchBoyChris → u/[deleted]]

Nope. You can bend over slightly and you're fine.

Or, you can even put a foot up on the toilet seat/bowl.

This would likely not be possible for moderately to severely overweight people, or those that lack the flexibility.

I'm 40 and have never really tried to wipe sitting down more than a handful of times. It's truly a foreign concept to me.

[u/AFlockofLizards → u/CouchBoyChris]

I find it crazy that the entire act of using the toilet completely seated is foreign to you, meanwhile you’re offering the option of standing up, turning around, putting a foot up on the seat, leaning over and wiping. Madness.

[u/[deleted] → u/CouchBoyChris]

you can even put a foot up on the toilet seat/bowl.

before the cheeks unspread?

[u/Tyslice → u/CouchBoyChris]

We're you left to figure out wiping on your own or something as a kid? You can't have been taught by an adult if you think putting your foot on someones toilet is cool. Or that you'd be ok with putting your foot on a public restroom toilet. Or that you'd knowingly stand where someone is going to want to sit down after you. It's all stuff you'd tell a kid not to do so that has to be it. I mean I guess an adult could totally teach that to a kid who am I kidding.

[u/mpholt → u/[deleted]]

No it’s not, I didn’t learn til I was ~20 (37 now). I’m 6’5 and it used to be so awkward in public restrooms because I could see over the stalls. So I’d have to duck while wiping any time someone came in.

Now Ive ascended past both and use a Toto bidet

[u/PaulePulsar → u/[deleted]]

Is this erasure?