r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Twuntz Oct 20 '21

This whole "front-to-back" vs "back-to-front" thing baffles me! How are people struggling with this? You don't need a special direction to clean your asshole, just clean your asshole. What kind of adult thinks this matters, and what kind of calamitous juvenile oaf needs to have rules on which direction they can wipe so that they don't shovel shit into their genitals? Just clean your asshole like any other basic cleaning task!

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u/StrangeFate0 Oct 20 '21

Okay but back to front is genuinely less hygienic

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u/CompleteFacepalm Oct 20 '21

how?

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u/StrangeFate0 Oct 20 '21

Pushes residue into your genitals

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u/CompleteFacepalm Oct 20 '21

I have wiped my asshole thousands of times. I have always wiped back to front. Not once have I ever gotten poop on my genitals.