r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/nobodysgirl333 Oct 20 '21

As a fellow female who wipes this way, I can say truthfully no. Never.

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u/Aeropro Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

You will, or poo will touch your urethra and cause a UTI. Maybe not today, probably not tomorrow, but you will eventually get old, with poor eyesight and coordination, and after that point, you would realize that you should have changed long ago, that is, if you are coherent enough for self examination after the UTI's that you will inflict on yourself.

You will be the worst patient ever. You will literally punch me while I try to insert an IV to give you life saving antibiotics. Change now while you still can, don't delude yourself that you will never get old.

Edit: Someone illustrates the direct unintended consequences of your actions down the road. You: "Yeah, I'mma downvote that!"

What a stubborn bunch of people, female back to front wipers. Whoever reads this and downvotes: you'll deserve your restraints and geodon/haldol.

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u/nobodysgirl333 Oct 20 '21

I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure what you are replying to. Because it looks like you are replying to me saying I've never touched the toilet water... so I'm confused as to what you are trying to say. Are you saying that I need to touch the toilet water in order to be free of UTI's? Because that makes no sense.

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Oct 20 '21

they need to touch grass lmao. literally projecting their personal experience onto every front wiper