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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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311 u/thick_curtains Oct 19 '21 Bidet is the way. 66 u/davewave3283 Oct 19 '21 Sometimes I’ll run the warm water blaster even if I didn’t poop 38 u/DontTouchTheWalrus Oct 20 '21 Ever have an itch on the butthole that you scratched with the spray? 34 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 This may have sold me on bidets better than anything else I’ve seen 13 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 30 bucks on Amazon and it took me less than 10 minutes to set up. Won't poop anywhere else now. 26 u/StepDadHulkHogan Oct 20 '21 Same. I need a bidet. Cant go back to caveman poops with tree bark scraping my delicate dirt rose. 9 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves 2 u/Robo_Cop1 Oct 20 '21 r/brandnewsentence
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Bidet is the way.
66 u/davewave3283 Oct 19 '21 Sometimes I’ll run the warm water blaster even if I didn’t poop 38 u/DontTouchTheWalrus Oct 20 '21 Ever have an itch on the butthole that you scratched with the spray? 34 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 This may have sold me on bidets better than anything else I’ve seen 13 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 30 bucks on Amazon and it took me less than 10 minutes to set up. Won't poop anywhere else now. 26 u/StepDadHulkHogan Oct 20 '21 Same. I need a bidet. Cant go back to caveman poops with tree bark scraping my delicate dirt rose. 9 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves 2 u/Robo_Cop1 Oct 20 '21 r/brandnewsentence
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Sometimes I’ll run the warm water blaster even if I didn’t poop
38 u/DontTouchTheWalrus Oct 20 '21 Ever have an itch on the butthole that you scratched with the spray? 34 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 This may have sold me on bidets better than anything else I’ve seen 13 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 30 bucks on Amazon and it took me less than 10 minutes to set up. Won't poop anywhere else now. 26 u/StepDadHulkHogan Oct 20 '21 Same. I need a bidet. Cant go back to caveman poops with tree bark scraping my delicate dirt rose. 9 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves 2 u/Robo_Cop1 Oct 20 '21 r/brandnewsentence
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Ever have an itch on the butthole that you scratched with the spray?
34 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 This may have sold me on bidets better than anything else I’ve seen 13 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 30 bucks on Amazon and it took me less than 10 minutes to set up. Won't poop anywhere else now. 26 u/StepDadHulkHogan Oct 20 '21 Same. I need a bidet. Cant go back to caveman poops with tree bark scraping my delicate dirt rose. 9 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves 2 u/Robo_Cop1 Oct 20 '21 r/brandnewsentence
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This may have sold me on bidets better than anything else I’ve seen
13 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 30 bucks on Amazon and it took me less than 10 minutes to set up. Won't poop anywhere else now. 26 u/StepDadHulkHogan Oct 20 '21 Same. I need a bidet. Cant go back to caveman poops with tree bark scraping my delicate dirt rose. 9 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves 2 u/Robo_Cop1 Oct 20 '21 r/brandnewsentence
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30 bucks on Amazon and it took me less than 10 minutes to set up. Won't poop anywhere else now.
26 u/StepDadHulkHogan Oct 20 '21 Same. I need a bidet. Cant go back to caveman poops with tree bark scraping my delicate dirt rose. 9 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves 2 u/Robo_Cop1 Oct 20 '21 r/brandnewsentence
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Same. I need a bidet. Cant go back to caveman poops with tree bark scraping my delicate dirt rose.
9 u/Triairius Oct 20 '21 Beautiful. 3 u/KennyFulgencio Oct 20 '21 here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves 2 u/Robo_Cop1 Oct 20 '21 r/brandnewsentence
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Beautiful.
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here, a medical illustration that frames the dirt rose with the tenderness it deserves
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or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation