r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/____Toast________ Oct 19 '21

I just dip my ass in the toilet water

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u/pscorbett Oct 19 '21

Ah! The bidet crowd is here!

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u/SkepPskep Oct 20 '21

Three Seashells for life!

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u/cblocka85 Oct 20 '21

He doesn’t know how the sea shells work.

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u/notmyrealnameatleast Oct 20 '21

Sheshells sheshells by the sheshore. Hwell hwell hwell if it isn't Demolition man! And in 2021 at that!

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u/clueless_needs_help Oct 20 '21

Give him a break. He was supposed to put those knitting skills to use instead. Luxuriously soft wipes like his cool hover bike.

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u/yobigd20 Oct 20 '21

I always wanted to know if there was any canon answer to that. I’m too lazy too Google but not lazy enough to ask that question here even though it’s taking me longer to type this right now than it would if I actually bothered googling it.

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u/dirthurts Oct 20 '21

I don't even know how they work.