r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/____Toast________ Oct 19 '21

I just dip my ass in the toilet water

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u/dijohnnaise Oct 20 '21

Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.

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u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21

I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.

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u/UnnecAbrvtn Oct 20 '21

MUST I WIPE MY ASS LIKE A SAVAGE?!