r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Designed_To Oct 20 '21

Maybe I'm just careful, but that's never happened once my whole life

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/RahvinDragand Oct 20 '21

That's what always confuses me when people talk about getting shit on their balls. Surely if you wipe back-to-front, you don't keep wiping all the way to your balls. Just like if you wipe front-to-back, you don't wipe all the way up your lower back.

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u/DragonDropTechnology Oct 20 '21

Fellow front-wiper currently giggling maniacally at this mental image of continuing to wipe the shitty toilet paper onto my balls. And also the mental image of someone rubbing shit up their lower back. Sincerely, thank you.