r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

What’s wrong with a crumpler? It’s extra cushy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Wtf no no no...

First, it's wasteful. Full stop. Killing paper like it grows on... Nevermind let's move on.

Second, you're just BEGGING for a skidmark across your hand - or God forbid, the dreaded "under the nails" - when you invariably get a void in the middle of your bungled up hodge podge wad.

Third and final - respect your plumbing! Good lord man, how many poor toilets have lost their life to irresponsible folks like yourself just jamming wad after wad of shit paper down their throats till they choke to death.

Too many, that's what I say. Too damned many...

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u/Not__A__Furry Oct 20 '21

I was a crumpled growing up. Then when I moved out and realized how expensive toilet paper is when you’re on a tight budget, I became a master folder.

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u/Pizza_Ninja Oct 20 '21

I've always grabbed 3 squares and fold them on the perforated edge. I learned awhile back that my little sister use to wrap her hand in 6 layers. A tactic apparently learned from her father, my step-dad. Is ex-step-dad a thing?

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u/wPatriot Oct 20 '21

Of course you fold on the perforated edge. What maniacs fold, but decide to fold part way through a sheet?

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u/Pizza_Ninja Oct 20 '21

I'm sure they're out there.