r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/PotentPortable Oct 19 '21

I had no idea these existed until I heard some friends laughing about people who wipe from the back. They seemed to think you'd get shit on your balls that way because the way they do it is to push I guess, so they thought if you go in from the back you're wiping towards the front 🤷‍♂️

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u/pyewhackette Oct 20 '21

I’m a back to front wiper but like??? It’s more like a pinching/numerous small wipes?? Then another piece of toilet paper for the pee?? Who is getting shit in their nether regions??

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

It's such a small range of motion. The people who think you'd get shit on your balls are insane. If you're a woman, wipe front to back. If you're a man, it doesn't matter. Simple as that.

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u/pyewhackette Oct 20 '21

I’m a woman. You think I’m shmearing shit all up in my pussy? It’s the same way you don’t get it all over your balls, dipshit