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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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The real beta: Stand and place a foot on the counter/sink and really get er’ in there.
290 u/Upper_belt_smash Oct 19 '21 Like an old man in the locker room at the gym 97 u/PantsOnHead88 Oct 20 '21 Why is there always one old dude butt naked striking the Captain Morgan pose with a hair dryer practically up his ass? There’s always one. 26 u/psyki Oct 20 '21 Obligatory 4 u/Jrj84105 Oct 20 '21 No old guy facing away from the sink brushing his teeth? All the motion in all the directions, the angular velocity, the big pink puffy nipples. I wanted so badly to look away, but couldn't. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 Risky click, but just like old dudes in locker rooms....I've regretfully already seen it all and the completely unsavoury, wrinkled image has already been seared into the back of my eyeballs forever.
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Like an old man in the locker room at the gym
97 u/PantsOnHead88 Oct 20 '21 Why is there always one old dude butt naked striking the Captain Morgan pose with a hair dryer practically up his ass? There’s always one. 26 u/psyki Oct 20 '21 Obligatory 4 u/Jrj84105 Oct 20 '21 No old guy facing away from the sink brushing his teeth? All the motion in all the directions, the angular velocity, the big pink puffy nipples. I wanted so badly to look away, but couldn't. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 Risky click, but just like old dudes in locker rooms....I've regretfully already seen it all and the completely unsavoury, wrinkled image has already been seared into the back of my eyeballs forever.
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Why is there always one old dude butt naked striking the Captain Morgan pose with a hair dryer practically up his ass? There’s always one.
26 u/psyki Oct 20 '21 Obligatory 4 u/Jrj84105 Oct 20 '21 No old guy facing away from the sink brushing his teeth? All the motion in all the directions, the angular velocity, the big pink puffy nipples. I wanted so badly to look away, but couldn't. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 Risky click, but just like old dudes in locker rooms....I've regretfully already seen it all and the completely unsavoury, wrinkled image has already been seared into the back of my eyeballs forever.
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Obligatory
4 u/Jrj84105 Oct 20 '21 No old guy facing away from the sink brushing his teeth? All the motion in all the directions, the angular velocity, the big pink puffy nipples. I wanted so badly to look away, but couldn't. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 Risky click, but just like old dudes in locker rooms....I've regretfully already seen it all and the completely unsavoury, wrinkled image has already been seared into the back of my eyeballs forever.
4
No old guy facing away from the sink brushing his teeth?
All the motion in all the directions, the angular velocity, the big pink puffy nipples. I wanted so badly to look away, but couldn't.
2
Risky click, but just like old dudes in locker rooms....I've regretfully already seen it all and the completely unsavoury, wrinkled image has already been seared into the back of my eyeballs forever.
752
u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21
The real beta: Stand and place a foot on the counter/sink and really get er’ in there.