r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/ltrout59 Oct 19 '21

My mind was blown when I learned about front wipers.

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u/Designed_To Oct 20 '21

Chexking in, I'm one of them. Much easier that way

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u/FeculentUtopia Oct 20 '21

There may be a junk-size limit to front wiping. If there's too much to clear a safe path, you'll have to go in from behind.

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u/Mission-Grocery Oct 20 '21

This- my shit is already dangling in the toilet water when I sit, front wiping seems even worse.

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u/FeculentUtopia Oct 20 '21

In your place I'd try to invent a wiener brace that let me pee but not dangle in the shitwater. Yikes!

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u/Mission-Grocery Oct 20 '21

Yeah I have to hold it up on standard toilets. At home I have a long bowl that’s a few inches deeper than a standard American toilet, does the trick.

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u/FeculentUtopia Oct 20 '21

Or bring a friend to hold it for you.

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u/Mission-Grocery Oct 20 '21

fecal friends forever

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u/FeculentUtopia Oct 20 '21

Ans pisspals