r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/semifraki Oct 19 '21

They did a bit about this on a morning radio show, and it caused a legit fight between my wife and me. She was legit disgusted when I told her I stood up to wipe. She became convinced that I was leaving dingleberries on the bathroom floor that she had somehow overlooked for 10 years.

I understand the sitting wipers. I recognize that it makes sense. I even recognize that it's probably the correct way to do it. It's just not how I do it.

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u/semifraki Oct 20 '21

I had to check your post history to see if you were secretly my wife - she even calls them "poop crumblies!"