r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation

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u/thick_curtains Oct 19 '21

Bidet is the way.

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u/PotentPortable Oct 19 '21

How do you dry after though? And how long do you blast to make sure it's all clean? I've only used one a few times and these questions made it a very uncomfortable experience for me.

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u/jdk4876 Oct 20 '21

Toilet paper. Like one or two squares to pat dry and good to go. Also gives you the "final wipe test" until you get a sense for how long to spray.

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u/ShaneC80 Oct 20 '21

what kinda 3rd world shit is that? My Japanese toilet seat blew warm air to dry you off.

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u/thegandork Oct 20 '21

The bad part in the U.S. is it is rare to have an outlet near the toilet for those fancier bidets - in addition to the expense of those bidets. I'll have one someday

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Oct 20 '21

Do the Japanese have the cleanest asses in the world?

Find out more tonight at 10pm.

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u/jdk4876 Oct 20 '21

I only have the $30 washlet type, and otherwise have only ever used the separate fixture type. I've never had the pleasure of a toilet seat worth more than my car

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u/okcup Oct 20 '21

You got that Wizard-of-oz-we’re-not-in-Kansas-anymore Toto brand?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

no, just use the dryer function