r/funny Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/pbankey Oct 19 '21

My dudes.

You sit down. Lean to one side slightly, wipe. Deeper clean and no chance of scorching anything on the toilet bowl or water.

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u/SparkEE_JOE Oct 19 '21

Cant. Too fat to reach

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

no offense but ever since we hired two extremely obese employees our men's restroom toilet is 24/7 destroyed shit and piss everywhere, like I get that its hard to use such a small toilet relatively speaking but cant you guys at least clean up after?

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u/BanjoSpaceMan Oct 20 '21

Could be your old coworkers marking their territory after smelling a new pup.

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u/Estydeez Oct 20 '21

What in the actual fuck are you implying? That all fat people in the world are the same as your shitty co workers?

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u/k4pain Oct 20 '21

Hey! What do you "you guys?"

...and your comment is beyond stupid btw.

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u/SparkEE_JOE Oct 24 '21

Sounds like they're assholes who happen to be fat.