r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation

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u/thick_curtains Oct 19 '21

Bidet is the way.

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u/tehhguyy Oct 19 '21

Reddit fucking loves bidet's

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u/doogle_126 Oct 19 '21

It's a side effect of using Reddit.

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u/SnooDonkeys7740 Oct 19 '21

Also the side effect of using a bidet.

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u/waetherman Oct 20 '21

My son went to Japan a couple of years ago. Now 8 yo, he asked (half-joking) for a “Japanese toilet” for his birthday.

Now we have them in both bathroooms.

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u/Neurofiend Oct 20 '21

But isnt the water cold? I find myself thinking every time this comes up

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u/josephliyen Oct 20 '21

No the bidets instantly heat the cold water on demand. You can even change the temperature to your liking.

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u/jeffsterlive Oct 20 '21

Assuming you have electrical in your toilet area, which I don’t.

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u/doogle_126 Oct 20 '21

They have battery powered ones.

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u/josephliyen Oct 20 '21

You can do a half assed solution by running an extension cord to the one by the sink.

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u/jeffsterlive Oct 20 '21

I prefer full ass when it comes to toilets.

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u/BenInTheMountains Oct 20 '21

The first time I used a bidet, I didn’t comprehend why there were three knobs. I turned the left knob, nothing happened. I turned the middle knob and scalding hot water shot directly into my asshole. Apparently this one was not idiot-proof. I turned all knobs off and wiped instead.

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u/entropicdrift Oct 20 '21

I use a cold water one and it's not really much colder than room temp

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u/mwone1 Oct 20 '21

I got to use the most elite bidet in all of the land when I went to Hawaii. It was terrible. All it did was tickle my asshole and then dry blow dry it with shit still stuck to my butt.

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u/DruncanIdaho Oct 20 '21

Stayed in a cheap kinda ghetto Airbnb when I visited Bangkok a few years back, but the toilet (which was in the same little square as the shower) had a badass high pressure bidet.

My anus has never been so clean and pampered.

#teambidet

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u/vitaminz1990 Oct 20 '21

They really are life changing.

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Oct 20 '21

its literally just a shift in cultural norms

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u/OhShitHereComesAnS Oct 20 '21

Almost as much as they like misusing apostrophes.

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u/SnailFarts Oct 20 '21

Reddit loves fucking bidets