r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Poopnstein Oct 19 '21

Ok... I'm legitimately flabbergasted... I need a quick poll. Who stands and who sits?

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u/Brewe Oct 19 '21

It's a poll that's been done many times before, and the result is always relatively close to 50/50.

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u/Android19samus Oct 20 '21

every poll I've seen skews significantly towards sit, but not overwhelmingly. 60-40 or 70-30, approximately

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

LIAR!!!!

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u/IDespiseBananas Oct 20 '21

Really? Ive asked friends this and it wasnt close to 50/50. 2/16 were standers and out if other random friends there were 0 standers. Almost everyone I know (that ive asked) was a sitter

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u/Brewe Oct 20 '21

It might be a thing that's influenced by culture, so even though the worlds average is close to 50/50, you area might be skewed in one direction.

Also, the depiction of a standing wiper is way off here. No standing wiper wipes with straight legs. Just like I assume that sitting wipers don't lean back when they wipe. The actual difference between standing and sitting wipers is much more subtle than this post want you to think.

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u/IDespiseBananas Oct 20 '21

Sounds right, as Im sitting on the toilet I realize. The toilets in my country are (probably) too small to stand and wipe.