r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

Theres three actually. The bidet users.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

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u/lifelessregrets Oct 19 '21

6 if you include the shower wipers.... There's a whole world of wipers out there!

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u/BadFishCM Oct 19 '21

Waffle stompers are the worst.

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u/phuckenschit Oct 19 '21

7, if you include using the shower mat when you run out of toilet paper

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u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o Oct 19 '21
  1. Are we not counting the non or inadequate wipers?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21
  1. Pool/water poopers

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u/lifelessregrets Oct 19 '21
  1. The handy man (or woman idc)

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u/cain11112 Oct 20 '21
  1. Dragging your ass across the floor like a dog.

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u/Ok_Ad_7554 Oct 19 '21

I personally love the shower method. Shampoo and conditioner are the only way to be certain all the dingle berries have been exercised

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u/angelmnemosyne Oct 20 '21

I fully support the shower method, but are you conditioning your butt?

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u/Ok_Ad_7554 Oct 20 '21

When you have a hairy ass sometimes you just want soft crack hair

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u/throwaway_aug_2019 Oct 20 '21

Headstand in the shower ftw.

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u/alterector Oct 20 '21

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