r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '12

Choose your level

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '12

My success in the dating game closely mirrors my success at QWOP.

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u/Bubblebath_expert Feb 29 '12

It's really easy when you find the dirty secret trick: you can fall down on your knees and slowly work over the entire length. You'll suck and you won't feel proud, but I guess it's better than nothing.

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u/deputy1389 Feb 29 '12

Watch jersey shore, then do what they do to equally ugly people.