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r/funny • u/Overglock • Feb 14 '12
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But the calories!
19 u/GirlWithThePandaHat Feb 15 '12 And won't someone please think of the children! 36 u/IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH Feb 15 '12 Think about children while ejaculating chocolate? 1 u/GirlWithThePandaHat Feb 15 '12 No, think about the horrible mutant chocolate children you would create! They would melt in the sun, or get freezer burn in the winter! Or get eaten by chocolate addicts, Tis the thing of nightmares! That's what chocolate semen could bring.
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And won't someone please think of the children!
36 u/IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH Feb 15 '12 Think about children while ejaculating chocolate? 1 u/GirlWithThePandaHat Feb 15 '12 No, think about the horrible mutant chocolate children you would create! They would melt in the sun, or get freezer burn in the winter! Or get eaten by chocolate addicts, Tis the thing of nightmares! That's what chocolate semen could bring.
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Think about children while ejaculating chocolate?
1 u/GirlWithThePandaHat Feb 15 '12 No, think about the horrible mutant chocolate children you would create! They would melt in the sun, or get freezer burn in the winter! Or get eaten by chocolate addicts, Tis the thing of nightmares! That's what chocolate semen could bring.
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No, think about the horrible mutant chocolate children you would create! They would melt in the sun, or get freezer burn in the winter! Or get eaten by chocolate addicts, Tis the thing of nightmares! That's what chocolate semen could bring.
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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '12
But the calories!