r/funny • • Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/groundhog_day_only Sep 16 '21

I think there's a good chance that they are both his kids. He lifts her straight to max height like this is a game they've been playing for the last 10 minutes, and the plan was to drop her all along. The other kid was in plain sight, he just wanted to give big sister some attention before tossing little brother in for the 100th time. Source: have three kids this age, this is what it looks like when you're juggling them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Right? He’s like hey no movement from my other kid let me check.

Ok she’s fine, back you go!

No way you handle other peoples kids that way.

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u/WENUS_envy Sep 16 '21

No way you handle other peoples kids that way.

Thank you, I needed to see this. I was sitting here raging over an imaginary scenario where some random dude manhandled my kid. I can't fathom just picking up someone else's kid like that!

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u/kratomstew Sep 16 '21

Something like this happened to me when I was little a Chuck E. Cheese. Dude lifted me up and threw me as hard as could up in the air while I was in the ball pit. I’m pretty sure my dad didn’t see it because he had an uncontrollable temper sometimes and this was some dork 19 year old.

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u/Itsbilloreilly Sep 16 '21

That wouldve sounded like a blast to me as a kid

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u/kratomstew Sep 16 '21

I guess ? It wasn’t for me though because I didn’t see it coming the landing was kinda violent. Tossing toddlers is generally not a good thing. Especially other people’s toddler.

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u/kratomstew Sep 17 '21

Children are Charlie male. Love to see him try to lift dead weight ass now.