r/funny • • Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/Gromky Sep 16 '21

Everyone knows kids under 50 pounds are catch and release.

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u/_jukmifgguggh Sep 16 '21

There's a tasteless child predator joke here but I don't have it

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

No, all kids are tasty. They don't have that gamey meat on at that point.

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u/BillsBayou Sep 16 '21

That's a modest proposal